Thursday, April 17, 2008

Assorted Haiku

Goodbye, Luna Girl

It’s over. You are
no longer in my speed dial.
Delete. Delete. De-


He is so damn tight
he does not even bring his
own prophylactics.

Luke's version(I like Luke's version better!)

How fucking cheap is
he? He doesn't even buy his
own condoms. Asshole. [rolls eyes]


I’m sorry. More than
you think, know, believe. I hurt
because I hurt you.


Anonymous said...

I'm not sure "selfish" is the right word. "Stupid" is more like it. After all, the Boy Scout motto isn't about generosity, but about being ready for anything... from poison ivy to a night of carnal ecstasy.

- Ron (JR)

Anonymous said...

in this case, CHEAP_ASS LOSER is the most apt phrase